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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8149 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Mines Excavated: | 3969 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!