Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8822	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3067	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8946
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	New Chunks Explored:	92034

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	999204
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2063	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	666843
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!