Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Alien Abductions: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4110

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Emeralds Found: 1267
    Animals Bred: 68 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Crops Grown: 5524
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ores Mined: 6840

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Towns Built: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 230
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Crops Grown: 5598

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ores Mined: 795 Players Killed by Monsters: 3883
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Star Shards Collected: 200

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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