Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3824	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	268	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	6831
Enchantments Applied:	113	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Falling into the Void:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ores Mined:	5238	Dragons Tamed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crops Grown:	5524
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.