Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	280510	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7863	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crops Grown:	8315

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7582	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9367	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8569
Magic Items Found:	6282	Buildings Constructed:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.