Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7661 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Farms Harvested: 431
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Mines Excavated: 4555 Crops Grown: 7861

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7681 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Villages Defended: 20
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 22 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 581 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Farms Harvested: 994 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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