Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Crops Grown: 5152
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Kingdom of Hibernia

    Kingdom of Hibernia

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Wildwood

    Wildwood

    checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VyrusMC

    VyrusMC

    VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FlawlessMC

    FlawlessMC

    Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Potions Brewed: 78 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CubivalCraft

    CubivalCraft

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    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

    FTB Ultimate Reloaded  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Nexus Worlds

    Nexus Worlds

    A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Kencrafters Community Server

    Kencrafters Community Server

    Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AstroMine

    AstroMine

    Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mines Excavated: 3639
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • boolets.net

    boolets.net

    HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RAD by CraftersLand

    RAD by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mines Excavated: 1969
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • OrdinaryWonders

    OrdinaryWonders

    We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GospelCraft

    GospelCraft

    Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LonksMC Towny

    LonksMC Towny

    If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Magic Items Found: 5426
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ForestBlock

    ForestBlock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2797 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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