Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Star Shards Collected: 52

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5177 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Enchantments Applied: 293
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Magic Items Found: 4396
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Crops Grown: 8605
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Enchantments Applied: 99
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Alien Abductions: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Crops Grown: 7292
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6000 Dragon Scales Harvested: 181

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Ores Mined: 6973 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1340 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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