Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2253
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Star Shards Collected:	188	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9526
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	161	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ores Mined:	8588
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	219	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8441
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2335

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.