Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Towns Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2370	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Emeralds Found:	6396
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	136

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9379	Magic Items Found:	7873

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	3261
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!