Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Magic Items Found: 4783 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Runes Activated: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Mapucraft

    Mapucraft

    We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8132 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MC Legion

    MC Legion

    Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • easysurvive.net

    easysurvive.net

    Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 244 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • L1feStee1

    L1feStee1

    L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Epic Shields Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Dragon Eggs Found: 989 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Potions Brewed: 162
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Emeralds Found: 6452

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 35769 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 377
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125
    Falling into the Void: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4907 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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