Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Buildings Constructed: 46 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • House of Slap

    House of Slap

    Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Farms Harvested: 615 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6117
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Temple Cheats

    Temple Cheats

    Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FoxandtheHound

    FoxandtheHound

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Potions Brewed: 28
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Aptrumi SMP

    Aptrumi SMP

    Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 7554
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ARC Prison

    ARC Prison

    ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LacoCraft

    LacoCraft

    New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Crops Grown: 9350 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DarkCraft

    DarkCraft

    DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

    – IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

    RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec)  Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Order Server

    Order Server

    OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CypherCraft

    CypherCraft

    We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 184 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • KingdomCrisis

    KingdomCrisis

    Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Proximity Empire

    Proximity Empire

    Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CoffeeRushMC

    CoffeeRushMC

    CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Legacypixel

    Legacypixel

    ====== 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐋 ======𝑱𝑨𝑽𝑨 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵: IP : legacypixel.sytes.net:25128𝑩𝑬𝑫𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 : IP : legacypixel.sytes.net PORT : 25128==================================== 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒 ==================================== 𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐀𝐆 24/7 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • It developed

    It developed

    Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BloodMC

    BloodMC

    🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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