Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Potions Brewed:	135	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3227	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Emeralds Found:	9704	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	9697
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Emeralds Found:	8925	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.