Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	3641	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Honeyvale

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CavePvP Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

Hello!

Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SmashMC

Mini Games, PvP

We started this project to play Smash with our friends. Now you can join for free to be a part of your community. We also offer BW-1vs1 and Molecraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NautiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

NautiCraft is a well sourced, no griefing, low lag Minecraft survival server designed around a small but growing community. We offer an easy but fun survival experience for both new and experienced players. Here’s a list of some of the things we have to offer;

– Player-made economy (and a server shop selling only essentials) – Optional PvP and optional keepinventory – 4 Base ranks and 4 Donator ranks – ArtMap – Creative plotworld for build or redstone testing, accessible to all ranks – GriefPrevention – And more!

NautiCraft is a well moderated server. Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow, designed to make sure everyone can feel safe on the server. Staff are constantly working on all aspects of the server, both moderating and creating new features for players.

We are continuously in development, which means that our server is not perfect. We try our very best to resolve issues quickly and we aspire to listen to our playerbase as much as possible. Here is a list of all the things we want to achieve: https://bit.ly/NC_Aspirations

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChampiCraft Network

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Survival y PvP

Auction system, mushroom-themed ranks, clans, pvp 1.19, betting, ffa, koth, crystal pvp, duels, protections, random rtp, comabte log, extra stores.

Sandbox – Practica PvP

New pvp system called crystal pvp or nexo pvp, it has custom kits, random rtp, tops kills or hours played, crystal acceleration for high ping users, combat log, desert sand area or a closed FFA arena.

Anarchy – Anarchic

You can do everything, except using hacks, but you can use xray, antiafk hours played system, commands like /stats, /back, /tpaccept, /tpa, /sethome, mushroom and mushroom theme ranges,

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2692	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DarksCorner

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DarksCorner is a server owned by the popular youtuber Dark Corners.

We currently have a survival server running on 1.15.2 without any lag. Feel free to check us out.

Don’t forget to join our discord: discord.gg/darkcorners

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nexus

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Nexus focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: mc.nexus.mn

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SimplyVanilla

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Simply Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server where the ONLY rule is no hack clients. Similar to 2b2t, but with out everyone using cheats, and the very long queues. Other than the no hacking rule, the server has absolutely NO other rules and NO other plugins. The server is completely Vanilla. Feel free to raid and grief bases, team up, build empires and kingdoms, and say what ever you want in chat. The server has never been reset and never will be. Join Today!

discord.gg/dP7SqPF

or join a cooler geopolitical RP server

discord.gg/uJDGQWp

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Atrix

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

We have four custom made worlds in total! so you can play anyone of these, Toxic will consist of magic and spells playing as witches and wizards in a kingdom run faction server with buy-able perks. Vanilla will be a standard vanilla Minecraft kingdoms survival server with buy-able perks. Medieval is going to be a server with horses and old medieval gear and castle and such. You may only build bases above ground and towns and such for the fact that nobody built bases underground. We have a discord and Minecraft server running right now with two functioning servers.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	396	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!