Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • The Void

    The Void

    Welcome to The Void. An 18+ Gaming community! Recently The Void community voted on having a Minecraft server set up. Not only a server for Java Users but Bedrock users as well! As of posting this The Void team and I have worked diligently on setting up SMP server for everyone to enjoy. Now this server is in its early stages BUT that’s a good thing because we have nowhere to go but up! We will be working closely with our users to make sure we are building a server that everybody can enjoy! All suggestions are taken into account!You will have to register your Minecraft account with our discord but this can be automatic. First you try to connect to the server with TheVoid.mc.gg. you will get a message save the 4 digit code and join the discord provided. when your on look to the users side and find the Minecraft bot. you will send your 4 digit code to the Minecraft bot in a dm. BOOM! Bobs your uncle.With leaderboards, chest shops, MCMMO, and much much more you will have plenty to add to your survival on The Void server!We here at The Void not only invite you to join our WHITE LISTED Minecraft server, But to join our community! We look forward to the games!-Void

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • EarthCorp

    EarthCorp

    Welcome to EarthCorp, a Minecraft Geo-Poltical Simulation server set in a dystopian world where your can and will Escape Your Dystopia and find peace in a new world! Come join us at play.earthcorp.co and try out our custom mechanics and meet our inclusive playerbase!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ores Mined: 8813
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ChristianMC

    ChristianMC

    We are a Christian Minecraft Server and yes this is not a joke. We are an SMP server with an economy and land claim plugins. You do not have to be a Christian to join we accept all. Our server is Christ centered always seeking and trying our best to be Christ like. If you have any questions feel free to join the discord and hit me up 🙂

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Towns Built: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BlazeCraft

    BlazeCraft

    FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHEN THE OWNER IS ONLINE!! Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Luna Craft

    Luna Craft

    A server that pleases all. Currently in Development and newly released but a fun server tight community and good staff and constant updates.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3667 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KaianVea

    KaianVea

    *After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land. *

    Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with tons of adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovos, Artesia, and Vea, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

    Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore 5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims! Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7025

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Capital Craft

    Capital Craft

    Welcome to Capital Craft. A Proper minecraft nerwork runinng its season 3 and focusing on lifesteal and survival.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • WelkinMC

    WelkinMC

    Join now to explore a custom MMORPG skyblock world! Play to become one of the most powerful islands on the server and one of the most reputable players! Enjoy PayPal rewards and giveaways!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Vanilla Vice

    Vanilla Vice

    VanillaVice is an innovative Minecraft server, full of game modes carefully created to please the player. Our priority is the player and their fun. Connect via IP mc.vanillavicerp.pt!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelVerse

    PixelVerse

    Welcome to PixelVerse, your ultimate Minecraft adventure destination! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of diversity and challenges. Our server offers a wide range of exciting game modes including Bedwars, KitPVP, Citybuild, Dropper, Duels, Skyblock, OneBlock, MiniGames, Factions, Lifesteal, Boxmining and even a nostalgic oldPVPBedwarsServer.

    Connection information: – Java Edition: Join our server without a port and experience a seamless connection. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM – Bedrock Edition: Connect to port 35608 for the ultimate Minecraft adventure on Bedrock. – IP to join: PIXELVERSE.LINE.PM, Port: 35608

    Why PixelVerse? – Vibrant community: Meet like-minded people, make friends and experience the magic of Minecraft together. – Regular updates: Our server is constantly being improved and expanded to always offer you new and exciting content. – Professional moderation: A dedicated team ensures that the server is a safe and fun place for all players. – Events and Tournaments: Take part in exciting events and tournaments to show off your skills and win amazing prizes.

    Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join the PixelVerse today and experience a world where the possibilities are limitless!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Skypeaks

    Skypeaks

    Welcome to Skypeaks!

    About Us: Skypeaks is a new fun network that aims to be enjoyable for everyone! Come join us and be part of an amazing community!

    We currently have the following gamemodes but more will be coming soon!

    Lifesteal: Kill to get hearts, or get killed and lose hearts!

    Skyblock: Grind your way to the top on your very own private island!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Towns Built: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Lockley

    Lockley

    Lockley is a semi-anarchy survival server that offers lots of op items to match your play style! Op items can be found in large variety from wild looting, trading at spawn with other players or npc traders as well as acquired through voting! PVPers, builders, there’s items for everyone!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Emeralds Found: 4064
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Placebos Network

    Placebos Network

    Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 58 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SinisterNetwork

    SinisterNetwork

    Welcome to the SinisterCraft Minecraft Network!

    Embark on an epic journey across our two sensational servers – SinisterSkyblock and SinisterPrison!

    **SinisterSkyblock**: Join us high up in the skies for an adrenaline-pumping Skyblock adventure! Encounter custom Raid Bosses, explore PvE zones for rare loot, and let Robot Workers assist you on your quest for greatness. Start your own mini-empire with a Bank that grows with interest, and utilize chunk collectors and auto-sell chests to become the ultimate tycoon! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, participate in chat games, and immerse yourself in a world of in-game and PvE events. Dress to impress with custom gear featuring awesome, never-before-seen skins! Don’t forget your companions – Pets and Mounts will be by your side! Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our Casino for a chance to win big!

    **SinisterPrison**: Still in beta, but oh-so-exciting! Experience a gripping journey through our Prison server with features like Autosell, mind-blowing custom enchants, personal plots, and cells. Climb the ranks with a prestige system, complete quests, and revel in daily rewards! Once you reach max prestige (15), a whole new world awaits as you’re released into an untouched survival paradise – never to be reset! Form a gang, conquer the world, and leave your mark on SinisterCraft history!

    Whether you’re a Skyblock enthusiast or a Prison prodigy, SinisterCraft offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience filled with fun, excitement, and endless possibilities! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    IP: Sinisternetwork.org Version: 1.19.4 and above

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • VipMc

    VipMc

    **VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

    Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

    Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

    Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

    Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Animals Bred: 36 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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