Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PremierNetwork HUB

    PremierNetwork HUB

    Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

    We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 387
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ThePondMC

    ThePondMC

    ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

    Bedrock & Java compatible.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Animals Bred: 93 Chimeras Created: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Towns Built: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Fade SMP

    Fade SMP

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Farms Harvested: 667 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MCessence.com

    MCessence.com

    IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

    Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

    Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

    We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

    Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ores Mined: 2061 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Taiwan Brocoli Server

    Taiwan Brocoli Server

    Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PotatoCraft SMP

    PotatoCraft SMP

    A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 5383
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RotMC

    RotMC

    RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

    Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Star Shards Collected: 146 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Gemcraft

    Gemcraft

    Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

    Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 583375
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JustySurvival

    JustySurvival

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Runes Activated: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • RubyCraft

    RubyCraft

    Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Server!

    McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Voyagers Haven

    Voyagers Haven

    Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

    Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Cottagecraft

    Cottagecraft

    **YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

    We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

    Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

    We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mineclub

    Mineclub

    Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minewool Network

    Minewool Network

    Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7173 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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