Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	4147
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	3321
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Potions Brewed:	150
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8250
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2085	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	215
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.