Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5909	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	918

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!