Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WishSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to WishSMP . our main goal on this server is to help others share there skills wether its from basic skills to expert skills we are WISH Team and we like to share and helpout . WishSMP is a server that is also dedicated to achieving minecrarfts first ever zen garden server meaning that it is ment for people to come , play and relax . our dedicated discord server has a dedicated chat channel and voice chats that are ment to release stress so come on join WISH SMP and our discord server to have fun and relax .Also stay tuned for updates on our secret game modes

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SaintMC

Skyblock

Embark on an awesome adventure by playing the #1 Community-Based Minecraft Network. SaintMC , so you’ll experience a brand-new community-based server like no other. We also offer Bedrock Support, which you can use with 25597.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Animals Bred:	100
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

tabularia

Anarchy, Roleplay, Vanilla

Tapularia stands as an experimental Minecraft server, a realm crafted not merely for play but as a canvas for probing the depths of human reactions, behaviors, and sentiments. It serves as a social laboratory, meticulously designed to scrutinize responses towards diverse facets: content proliferation, social dynamics, friendship cultivation, patterns of griefing, economic principles, and ownership paradigms. Embedded within its virtual terrain lies a nuanced critique of contemporary capitalism, ingeniously woven into the fabric of a Minecraft universe.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2445	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	7357
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Shadowgem

Pixelmon

Hello and Welcome to Pixelmon Shadowgem! A small community looking to welcome new members into it’s ranks. We offer free prebuilt homes incase you don’t feel like building. A slide to catch almost any Pokemon and a chance for most legendary pokemon to show up at spawn! Join and give us a try! Discord: IP:45.144.225.101:25565

-/shop -Pokemon Plushies -Dex Rewards -Pixelmon Skills -/HUNT -/Bingo -Crates -Shadow Pokemon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	133	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AxolotlMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

ACTIVE SKYBLOCK! WE WILL BE WITH YOU SOON WITH MORE. THE BEST PLUGINS, THE BEST MAPLER, THE MOST EQUIPPED MANAGEMENT TEAM.

AXOLOTL MC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Emeralds Found:	4449	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SolosSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

SolosSMP – A Vanilla SMP Minecraft Server

– Quality Life Tweaks – Special Abilities and Commands –

Allowed: Griefing, Raiding & PvP. Prohibited: Hacking & Cheating!

IP: SoloSMP.net Port: 25565 Java & Bedrock: 1.20.2+

DISCLAIMER: SolosSMP is an independent Minecraft Server, not endorsed or affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Modded Dimension

Creative, FTB, Survival Games

Explore a unique Minecraft experience with the ATM9 modpack, designed to rekindle the joy of exploration and teamwork. ATM9 is not just a game; it’s an adventure, enhancing Minecraft’s core with sophisticated mods for unforgettable journeys.

ATM9 unleashes creativity, with mods that expand the world’s magic, fostering unparalleled collaboration and innovation.

Our community thrives on nostalgia, offering a peaceful retreat where fun, relaxation, and memories of carefree days come to life. We prioritize a smooth, lag-free experience, ensuring your adventures are seamless and enjoyable.

ATM9 is more than a modpack; it’s a haven from the stress the real world blending nostalgia with modern conveniences.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Centrel Games

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

The Centrel Games Minecraft Server is the home of MassivePvP, the gamemode which is around 10 years old, so, we decided to add it back, with a twist and new features.

The MassivePvP gamemode dates back to 2012, where players can get their gear, enchant, and fight in a big open outdoor arena! We have custom items, rewards and features to make this an amazing experience for all players!

We are a network of a bunch of cool games, so make sure to join our discord server to stay up to date!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3489	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Winterscape

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

BRAND NEW SERVER! Come join a growing community to play minecraft at it’s best. 1.19 loaded chunks, mostly vanilla gameplay. Custom textures will be coming in the future! The end will be opening soon, so come join and prepare to battle the fearsome ender dragon with your fellow server members!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Horizon smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is a minecraft server on 1.20+ that you’ll be able to play on both java and bedrock edition on java edition the ip is play.horizonsmp.org and on bedrock the server adress is 45.85.88.66 and port 4009 The server is an economy and lifesteal server where you gain money and become the richest and gain hearts by killing people. The server also is about pvp since you have to gain hearts to survive you can also claim kits in the server Discord : https://discord.gg/zYas6TZhTu

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chlebocraft

Survival

The nas The old minecraft server Chlebocraft has reopened. We focus on stable survival without unnecessary plugins.

So that you don’t get bored, you can also find events with various prizes, special events and much more.

The server is constantly evolving and we are looking for new ways to make the game more enjoyable for players. However, we pay attention to stability and quality, which we draw from player feedback, so that everything is to their satisfaction.

A great and nice community with a helpful admin team guaranteed.

Join us and enjoy the game, we look forward to seeing you! Don’t forget to join our discord so you don’t miss news and important announcements: https://discord.gg/MKf7FMapYj

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

pine. MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

The official server of pine. Systems!

This server has:

Bedwars KitPvP Prison Skyblock Survival Events TnTRun and even… Bedrock Support!

Server Version is: 1.8-1.20

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alpinita

Towny

Towny War server with rpg and missions, with many more things to entertain yourself on the server, and with all its modalities

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: mc.projects.gg / Site: https://projects.gg/

To join Turkish Survival Server Gaia, just connect from version 1.20.4!

Download Minecraft: https://projects.gg/indir Join Discord » https://projects.gg/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

craftplex lifesteal

Economy, LifeSteal

Welcome to the CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, where survival meets the supernatural in the most electrifying way possible!

Dive into a world where darkness and light collide, where every heartbeat resonates with the pulse of adventure. CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP is not just your average survival server; it’s a journey into the unknown, where players harness the power of lifesteal to conquer the most daunting challenges.

Picture yourself navigating through a landscape teeming with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and hidden treasures waiting to be unearthed. As you explore, you’ll encounter fellow adventurers, forging alliances and facing off against foes in epic battles for supremacy.

But here’s the twist: in CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, your survival isn’t just about avoiding danger—it’s about embracing it. With the power of lifesteal at your fingertips, every strike against your enemies fuels your vitality, turning the tide of battle in your favor.

Forge your path as a master of the dark arts or a beacon of light in a world shrouded in mystery. Build towering fortresses to defend against the forces of darkness or embark on daring raids to claim glory and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

With custom plugins and a vibrant community of adventurers, CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP offers endless possibilities for those brave enough to venture into its depths. Are you ready to embrace the darkness and become a legend in your own right? Join us on CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP and carve your legacy in the annals of history.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	158280

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.