Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Animals Bred: 152 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Maverick Network

    Maverick Network

    Welcome to Maverick Network, where survival meets innovation! Immerse yourself in our enhanced survival experience, where quality of life plugins elevate your gameplay. Explore, build, and thrive in a community-driven environment tailored to adventurers seeking the perfect balance between challenge and convenience. Join us and embark on an unparalleled journey in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1931 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ChromaServer

    ChromaServer

    A fun little server Ive been working on for a long time with my friends. We have: Skyblock, Survival, and even some easter eggs in the lobby. Come join us! DISCORD: https://discord.gg/rCWAt7n

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9084 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Rede Vortex

    Rede Vortex

    Minecraft survival server for Java and Bedrock containing the following systems: – Luckyblocks – Slimefun – mcMMO – Jobs System – Store for buying and selling items – Aurelius Skills – Pet’s System

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Imperial SMP

    Imperial SMP

    Imperial Smp is a survival multiplayer server for Minecraft. Where you can form your own town, join a team, go to war, ect

    What is Imperial Smp ip address? The ip to join Imperial Smp is 51.81.168.38:25571 The Bedrock ip is 51.81.168.38 And Port Is 25571

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • EmeraldMC

    EmeraldMC

    EmeraldMC is a new 1.14.4 survival server with grief prevention, land claiming, jobs and friendly staff. We have many more new features

    coming soon.IP= theemeraldmc.aternos.me

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Berry

    Blocky Berry

    Dear adventurers, greetings to BlockyBerry, a haven for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an immersive survival experience! Step into our meticulously crafted world, where survival isn’t just a challenge but a thrilling adventure. Dive into a diverse landscape teeming with biomes and endless possibilities. Gather resources, craft tools, and build your legacy amidst our vibrant community. Discover lush forests, treacherous mountains, and uncharted territories ripe for exploration. Engage in strategic PvP, A lot of cool plugins, master the art of resource management, and collaborate on epic projects. Our dedicated team ensures a fair, friendly, and dynamic environment for all.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LynxNetwork

    LynxNetwork

    Be sure to join LynxNetworks,

    • We boast the latest Minecraft version as well as a bunch of top features! • We have grief protection so you can be sure that everything in which you build will remain perfectly safe and in peace. • You will also come to find out that this fantastic SMP has an economy meaning that you’ll be able to purchase things in the shop and on the Auction House. • LynxNetworks also has random teleport (/wild) meaning that you wont have to travel long distances to get away from spawn. • One thing we also boast on top of all of this is our amazing staff team, with constant support your problems/questions will be fixed/answered in short amounts of time.

    Make sure to join LynxNetworks today to be apart of this fantastic community!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 168 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mirage SMP

    Mirage SMP

    * 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 SMP *

    Welcome to 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 you should join up * WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT * -> Good staff -> Clean Discord -> High quality gameplay -> Lots of action and PvP -> End is closed -> /spawn -> Tons of Events -> Custom Items ▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁ 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 SMP ▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6135
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • EmpireLand Network

    EmpireLand Network

    Nice server, well configured, very friendly and growing community!

    IP: mc.empireland.biz Bedrock: 19132

    | Store: store.empireland.biz | Discord: discord.gg/empireland | TikTok: @empireland | Instagram: empireland

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Star Shards Collected: 208
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • FiduServer

    FiduServer

    Welcome to FiduServer – The Epic Minecraft Universe!

    Get ready to embark on an exciting journey through a world of adventure and creativity on FiduServer, the Minecraft server that combines elements of work, economy, survival and RPG to offer you a unique and immersive experience.

    Discover a world of possibilities:

    At FiduServer you will find a vast world filled with bustling cities, mysterious dungeons and stunning landscapes. Each city has its own identity and economy, allowing you to choose between different professions and jobs to earn valuable resources. Be a skilled miner, a prosperous farmer, a cunning trader or a fearless adventurer – the choice is yours!

    Dynamic economy:

    On this server, the economy is driven by the players themselves. Trade with other adventurers, sell your resources at the market, or establish your own shop to earn fortune. Use your riches to improve your skills, acquire powerful equipment, or invest in properties that generate passive income.

    Challenging Survival:

    VIPs, /jobs /skills…

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 420 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CloudCraft Monarchy SMP

    CloudCraft Monarchy SMP

    Our server is Survival at the very base level, but with a few major changes to the way the world is split up. We have five different ‘regions’, which act very like countries. Each region would have a 5000×5000 square inside the server, and would have one monarch ruling over it. The region’s players would elect 5 ‘MPs’ (very similar to the UK government) to sit with other region’s elected players in a sort of assembly, to create server-wide decisions, such as rules.When players join the server, they will be automatically assigned / allowed to choose a starter region. They will only be allowed to build and work here. As they progress through levels, and earn more money, the players will be able to apply for passports or citizenship of other countries. They will then be allowed to build and work in the new one.The monarch of each region can be overthrown if they are killed by another player. The new player will take over and be able to drastically change the region-specific rules.Each region or country will have a specific theme, where the players work for that category to export products, perform services etc. to earn money for themselves. They could pay income tax on everything they earn to the government, which will allow the country to expand their territory into the ‘wasteland’ (the area of the server outside the 10000×10000 border of the regions), or invade other countries and declare war on them to conquer their land. The regions will be able to create embassies in other countries to provide support for stranded players, and to develop relationships between different regions.Every month, the top X members in each region will be rewarded and the country will grow stronger. There will be multiple categories for each country’s power, such as total combined player Vault balance, or percentage of blocks claimed.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Emeralds Found: 3274
    Farms Harvested: 414 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • LGBT Empire

    LGBT Empire

    We are LGBT Empire, a 1.19.2 survival server with an active and friendly lgbt community of staff and players! We strive to provide you with a relaxing, fun, and inclusive environment for you and your friends to play minecraft in.

    Our server features include: jobs, marriage, chat reactions, anti-griefing, mcmmo, brewery, and crates. There are also several purchasable ranks including Tall, Grande, Venti, and Trenta with varying perks.

    You can find and interact with us on the following sites — Our site: http://lgbtempire.net/ Tumblr: https://lgbtempiremc.tumblr.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lgbtempireofficial/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/LGBTEmpireMC

    We’re also on discord! Do /discord in-game to join us 🙂

    We hope to see you soon!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TimeCraft

    TimeCraft

    Faction Server on 1.14.4, Come and have fun. We have hots of plugins and changes that makes Minecraft fun to play.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Mines Excavated: 2943 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NinjaMC

    NinjaMC

    NinjaMC is a German server network that offers a lag-free, exclusive and exciting gaming experience.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mineledge

    Mineledge

    Mineledge is a Minecraft server that aims to gift the player the ability to experience the game, as intended. There are no extra game mechanics and every alteration to the vanilla game is made to purely improve performance. With over hundres of unique players, we have always focused to give players freedom to do whatever they want. You can do anything, travel, explore, build and even grief. In Mineledge, the possibilities are just endless.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Potions Brewed: 21
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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