Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Buildings Constructed: 50
Gods Slained: 2 Void Armor Forged: 27
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TobitopiaNet

    TobitopiaNet

    TobitopiaNet – Minigames Network [1.8 – 1.20]

    INFORMATION ABOUT THE NETWORK: – We program 99.99% of the plugins ourselves – We currently have 25 games – We support English, German, Korean, Russian and 17 other languages

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Lunar Legends

    Lunar Legends

    Welcome to Lunar Legends, where Minecraft meets Modernization! Our Fabric modded server is all about enhancing the classic Minecraft experience with fresh, custom features. Designed by our talented development team, we aim to keep the gameplay feeling familiar while introducing exciting new elements each month. Explore our distinct dimensions, each offering unique landscapes and adventures, and hunt down our exclusive custom items scattered throughout the world. Join us on Lunar Legends and experience Minecraft in a whole new light, where the sky’s not the limit—it’s just the beginning.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9466 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dimension Hops: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Star Shards Collected: 55
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Goof Country

    Goof Country

    Goof Country is a single biome only server. Right now its dripstone caves. The biome changes every 1st and 15th of the month.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blossom Network

    Blossom Network

    Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Horizons Reborned

    Horizons Reborned

    Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Forgotten Realms

    Forgotten Realms

    Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, a unique Minecraft experience where creativity, adventure, and community come together! Our server, equipped with the latest and most innovative plugins, offers an immersive world that goes beyond the ordinary.

    Exciting Features: – Bolt: Experience Minecraft like never before with Bolt, enhancing server performance and gameplay smoothness. – Advanced Lock System: Our server introduces a new evolution of the classic Lockette/LWC plugins, providing enhanced security for your treasures. – Fancy Biomes: Explore breathtaking custom-generated biomes, each offering a unique landscape and adventure. Your next discovery is just around the corner! – Voting Rewards: Have a say in the server’s progression! Engage in our community voting system and earn exciting rewards for your contributions. – ChestShops: Unleash your entrepreneurial spirit! Create and manage your own shops, trade with other players, and become a tycoon in our dynamic economy. – TreeFeller: Make lumberjacking more efficient and satisfying with TreeFeller, allowing for quick and easy harvesting of wood. – ChatEmojis: Express yourself in more ways than ever with our ChatEmojis, adding fun and personality to every conversation.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars server, intended for all players, no premium needed, competition road in all modes, prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd place, COME AND HAVE FUN WITH US

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4695 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NovaKay

    NovaKay

    NovaKay is a minecraft server for thekaymasters community and anyone else who wants to play! We currently have a smp server for subscribers of thekaymaster on twitch and a skyblock server open to everyone. Come join! We have prizes for #1 skyblock island

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP is a Minecraft server in 1.12.2. In this universe you can create your own story by becoming the most feared villain or the most sadistic hero! But if you wish, you can very well be just a simple citizen and do a completely respectable job like Doctor, Firefighter, etc. You can obtain various powers by consuming Composer V available on the server via various experiments carried out by Vaught and his scientists. Various realistic guns and vehicles are waiting for you to heist or race with your friends! Don’t wait any longer and come discover TheBoysRP experience on Minecraft.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Galia Friends

    Galia Friends

    I hope you have fun within this great server 24/7 in version 1.20.1, have fun looking for an adventure in the mine, build incredible structures or cities or develop your engineering from another planet with redstone, if that doesn’t please you, explore the nether, or other planets like such, or just relax with friends doing things, enjoy the server. Echo for the community

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    A fresh vanilla server, with minimal plugins. Located in Australia.

    IP Address: vanilla.rolyd.com Discord: http://discord.gg/vtPFNYg

    We have been running Minecraft Servers since April 2011, and welcomes all new players to join.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Runes Activated: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SkylexMC

    SkylexMC

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    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Sneazy Survival

    Sneazy Survival

    This is a survival server owned by Sneazy we have amazing plugins to enhance the survival experience:)

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pure Anarchy

    Pure Anarchy

    Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CoffeeWCream

    CoffeeWCream

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Villages Defended: 8
    Ores Mined: 5247 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Emeralds Found: 5111

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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