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| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.
so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.
oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.
so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!
So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?
But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?
Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 233 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!
But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.
So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 129 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
