MomSharkLoanSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Emeralds Found:	7296	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Land

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We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyLoveTriangle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RocketRaidReporter

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so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	125	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

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lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9352	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	5885	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	6511
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!