Mom’s Unwelcome Mansion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more strict than my mom’s 6th marriage? Look no further! Join our server where we have more rules than you can shake a stick at. Want to ride a 4-wheeler? Better make sure those tire marks are invisible. Want to fish in our pond? Better not get too close to the liner! And don’t even think about using the game room or movie theater without our supervision – we’re watching you!

But hey, it’s all worth it for the chance to eat outside on the game card table, right? And who needs a dog in the house when you can have your own garage for him? So come join us on our server where the rules are as strict as my mom’s plastic runners at a pool party. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t get yelled at for leaving your shoes by the front door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	New Chunks Explored:	447852
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Void Gems Collected:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8799

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	4041	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Skillful Question Master

Master, question.., skillful

so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4075
Animals Bred:	149	Dragon Eggs Found:	2142
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!