Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP

    CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP
    What is something that every Minecraft player should have? A spot on our insane SMP server, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret treasure hunts. Need a break from studying? Come build your dream castle or compete in our legendary spleef tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Animals Bred: 152 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Runes Activated: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Crops Grown: 7475 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyFactsMC

    BlockyFactsMC
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on a giant chicken while battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? That’s right, our server is not your average blocky world – it’s a wild, wacky adventure filled with crazy surprises at every turn. Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineCraftVirusFun

    MineCraftVirusFun
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Animals Bred: 44 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

    PsychoCraft: Migration Madness
    lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Unreal Love Minecraft Server

    Unreal Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 158
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

    Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

    MomCraft: No Pay, No Play
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

    Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

    ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

    we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

    come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Potions Brewed: 48
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Meritocracy Myths Craft

    Meritocracy Myths Craft
    so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

    SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Purpose Building community, shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
    What can I do on the server? Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
    Is it a whitelisted server? It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
    Are there any rules on the server? Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Runes Activated: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Once Again Minecraft Server

    Once Again Minecraft Server
    🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • >Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

    >Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

    But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

    So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MommaCare Minecraft Server

    MommaCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

    Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

    So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TipTopTressTrimz

    TipTopTressTrimz
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

    Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

    With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GoodBadGuyMC SMP

    GoodBadGuyMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2930 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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