Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

    SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Purpose Building community, shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
    What can I do on the server? Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
    Is it a whitelisted server? It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
    Are there any rules on the server? Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Villages Defended: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Once Again Minecraft Server

    Once Again Minecraft Server
    🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • >Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

    >Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

    But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

    So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 106
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MommaCare Minecraft Server

    MommaCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

    Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

    So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TipTopTressTrimz

    TipTopTressTrimz
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

    Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

    With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Alien Abductions: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GoodBadGuyMC SMP

    GoodBadGuyMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7291
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

    On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Potions Brewed: 140 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

    Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft
    Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

    EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

    Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

    Our server is equipped with:

    Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

    Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

    Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

    See you in the game! ⚔️

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 405 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

    Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

    So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8640 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DocBlockDaycare

    DocBlockDaycare
    Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BrainPowerVSWill SMP

    BrainPowerVSWill SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

    So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TrustCraft: Love Edition

    TrustCraft: Love Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Farms Harvested: 875

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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