Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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