Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	182	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8729	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	7	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Items Found:	3225	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Items Found:	1687	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4242
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mines Excavated:	1682
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Ballers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.