MomRageCraft

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
New Chunks Explored:	23802	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HezboSmashCraft

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	3058
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5501	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	864218	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	641
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	198	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	410202

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3867	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Love Letters Sent:	5