join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 25 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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