join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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