MommaDontNeedMyDigits | New Minecraft Servers 2024

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3795
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mines Excavated:	3101
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	6346	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	297	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	192	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dimension Hops:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Villages Defended:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ores Mined:	1267	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3