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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 959 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
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