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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6425 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2366 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
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