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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7986 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
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