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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6170 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Votes: | 5085 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
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