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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9452 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 162 |
Star Shards Collected: | 223 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Ores Mined: | 2588 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
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