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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8882 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 173 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
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