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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5821 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
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