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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9617 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 110 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 142 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 139 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
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