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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5094 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
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