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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7662 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9090 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
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