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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6573 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 49 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8512 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
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