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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6973 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 219 | Star Shards Collected: | 179 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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