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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4208 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 222 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
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