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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9724 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
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