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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2398 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
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