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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7509 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
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