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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6476 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
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