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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9082 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 122 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
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